After searching for years, I finally found a Banana Topper. This is the best kitchen gadget ever invented. Sometimes you only want half a banana... So what happens to the other half? It goes brown and mushy and you throw that sh$z out is what! Not anymore!! Banana topper clamps the end of the banana and ta-da! Saved for another snack! Perfect for smoothies....because we all know a banana will take over a smoothy if you let it.
Adele sounds like Vince (selling sham wows) You had better get one of these banana thingys because I haven't got all day...
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine Adele selling banana toppers at the Calgary Stampede expo? She'd have a little microphone (wireless headset kind) and have like a hundred bananas on the display. "Buy one banana topper today and we'll give you a bonus tomato saver!"
ReplyDeleteI can see her now! "Hey you in the back. Come up here. I don't have all day...
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